Thursday, June 14, 2007

Turd meets Gandhi
Once on a sunny winter Sunday I was sipping the free coffee at IIC after some crap talk. I happen to see Mr. Gandhi sitting quietly in one corner, suddenly Botox Turd rushed in from Annex and told him (it didn’t sound request to me) to go in otherwise he will catch cold, putting a patronizing hand over his shoulders. You know what Mr. Gandhi’s response was???. He shrugged her off and told her to mind her business!!. Since I was standing very near it shocked me. Turd was looking around with ‘geez I should vanish’ written in her face!. Now I understand why he dealt with her so harshly. This manipulative woman needn’t be treated otherwise!!. That’s the meeting of grandson of Mahatma Gandhi with ‘Packaged Gandhian’ Botox Turd, very brief but significant for this blogger.

Oops…. Turd is now Dr. Turd I forgot!!!. She very humble downcast eyes (like exaggerated action of bride in hindi movies) accepted gracefully this ‘honour’. And also talked about how bollywood is now ‘recognized by the world’. Despite some packaging Botox Turd’s (s**li r*ndi) is nobody in Hindi movies. We common people would vote for Hema milini, Rekha to take examples from her generation. But then morons in Britain want Muslim symbols so r*ndi fits in. I guess hugely successful people don’t need to be manipulative. They live in very satisfied world ‘seen it done it’. The reason why Turd gets cruder is this desperation.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Gandhian turd goes to marriage

Another social ill, children even now mug-up, is lavish marriages and the impact on society. This is one major problem in poorer and middle class society, the spending on marriages and the prestige associated with these events. With Market making a strong entry Marriages are now event management. Also the underlining theme is ‘no guilt’ on spending. It is now seen as natural. Spending lavishly is now almost endearing atleast in mainstream media.

This blogger avoids going to marriages. Previously it was nausea I associated with arranged marriage, later (in north) the money they spend on the event as also public nuisance. Last decade or so if recall rightly I attended only two odd weddings. Both my house owners, one even making sure I attend…checking whether I was coming even at the last moment, I actually was feeling real sorry for him since he was selling the house to compensate the marriage (the other was a muslim wedding and I was curious). Actually avoiding marriages was a bit of a sacrifice since I being a foodie!!. Those days I used to have food from street (8Rs thali from telawala) they make it good though bit unhygienic (I guess we don’t see the kitchen in proper restaurant so shouldn’t pass judgment), I used to get stomach and other related ailments often, yes I do have sturdy stomach but it has taken too much…am told that I would end with serious diseases as I age (I am looking forward to it!!). Coming back to spending in marriages this has now become a trend. Some time back ‘richest indian’ had his daughter wedded, and spend millions of rupees…I do agree its individual choice, he a self made man with impeccable credentials. But if I am invited to such marriages (that’s a long shot!!, just to take an example) I would most probably drop a card of congratulation (now its email!). Since it clashes with my value system, indeed after a study on the issue(also you can say i have taken what was taught in school bit too seriously!!). But Turd babe doesn’t have such hiccups, when it is richest people, turd should be there-there should be turd!!. It is an opportunity for huge lick…Turd ain’t miss that one. Further you don’t know how he will be useful, so it is about PR and media attention. Terriffic!!. With same zest she would also hugs a slum dweller in front of the camera (s**li r*ndi??). Minor hiccups, she being a muslim is the saving grace for her!!!. Secularism final act of redemption !!!. Amen to that.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Its Turd again!!!

This blog seemed to have turned into ‘meet botox turd’ site!!. I really don’t mind. The reason why Botox Turd is hauled up again is that I caught some snatches in BBC where she was interviewed, this Sunday past 10pm. I saw it for 2 or 3 minutes in gaps for sometime, since I was catching up on Kannadi- a Malayalam program, I try watching this on Sundays (although I mostly miss it since Sundays are quite busy for me and get very sleepy past nine. Kannadi is a no nonsense program and Gopakumar is one of the best in this field. This is a program that is a more refined and matured version of ‘world this week’ that used to come long long back. Prannoy -‘hamare jijaji’ for some, did a decent job there).

Turd says that she is not a practicing muslim but a cultural muslim!!. Meaning I will give credence to degrading practices (like the greatness of veil) and score brownie points but will have nothing to do with it (part of as they ‘personal choice’). This clinging on helps her and thus be a self appointed spokesperson of Muslims (attempted, atleast in mainstream media) without having anything to do with common muslims. There is lot of licking space here for Turds of the world to survive for few more decades!!. And western media are looking for some symbols (caricature would be better) to understand this country, basically it’s about huge market. Turd sure is having some freak out time post 9/11. A statement here and a line there is what she need to do. Even evangelist Friedman (of ‘World is Flat’ fame) quotes her. Things have become effortless for her. She also tells the dude from BBC that Mumbai needs slum for us to know them (meaning poor people), it makes us sensitive, is her conclusion. That’s typical turdspeak, she just has to speak and it is taken as truth for Indians!!!. We also need zoo so that we know about animals is another view. It’s all the same. So slum dwellers exist for conscience sake of people like turd, and she is here to save them. She also verdicts that delhi doesn’t have slums!! I guess the slum dwellers should now line up and make attempt on rectifying conscience of elite, the onus is on them otherwise their existence is meaningless….gandhian??! (himath deko iski). Speaking with passion is what Abdullah boy told as bed time story….what matters is speaking in front of TV and making some connections. Presto!!. Not to forget she was the second wife of the joker…oops!! That’s emancipation for you.

Tailpiece: few weeks back there was this incidence in Baroda about a monkey being arrested by police. The monkey it seems was symbolizing freedom for us!!(more on that sometime later…but yes dudes know how to get fame, media how to sensationalize and fringe element as well as city based ‘secularism’ brigade how to capitalize on non issue-they crying wolf at the drop of hat, will certainly create one….also we don’t need lessons about secularism from saffron brigade or city based secularism pretenders-mostly market initiated. With market around, painters needn’t be seen as representing ideal, good joke that one). But the interesting thing was this woman Anjolie Ela Menon who was hopping from one studio to another (this time I will save the world), she was spewing as if world is coming to an end!!. This blogger has no like or dislike for her painting, it’s rather pretentious the multicolor faces she paints. Being not as famous as she would want to be, this was her chance. Nothing wrong you just have to move the arse from one studio to another in friendly neighbourhood, the world does get saved!!.
There are millions of homeless in this country and in cities like Delhi millions sleep on streets and footpath. Even this blogger had to struggle to get a foothold during the initial period of stay. So what do you say about people who keep flats (rooms) empty and locked right in the middle of the teeming city….i would say it is vulgar if not criminal. That is Anjolie woman for you she has kept her flat locked for years now, wherein people eke out living in very limited space, sometimes whole joint family living in a room like in places like Regairpura (to take example from Delhi). I really am astounded sometimes by the behavior of rich people in this country. Forget crying for secularism woman like her should be whacked…..they don’t get the point otherwise, complacency has eaten into them. They don’t understand what it means to have a decent place to stay, to have place to sleep and privacy. What they know is how to save the world, particularly by teaching us secularism and big talk. Maybe like Botox Turd she could act in some dukhi atma movie (well it is not difficult to catch award wining directors…with her background. They come to collect awards in delhi, we trap them there…it’s so easy) and save us from the bad world!!. Sab ke sab saale janwar. Secularism sikhane chale. It unbelievable that people could degrade to this extent, I guess she is just trying to score points in the pecking order of art market…controversy makes business sense.


Let’s get the record right: Indian society at the common people level is most secular and democratic in its outlook and expression (even at subconcious level we believe other religion Gods as our own) despite its poverty and history of oppression, invasions and patriarchy. It’s an amazing aspect of this society, the faith in democracy. In west it was modernity fuelled by technology that brought ideas of secularism, even then till recently they were racist. Secularism in India is mainly because of Hindus, there should not be any doubt on that one. It’s an inbuilt idea. Yes there are problems there are pockets of intolerant people but India can never be a theocratic state or talibanised, it’s against the nature of Hindu society. It is friction with organized religions (and market) in context to political positioning is where the disaster is, the ideas of fundamentalism initiates here. Another is dismissive nature of elite and their west bound outlook. There seems to be a tendency in elite circle to ridicule Hindus, like for instance Hindu rate of growth (in economics) or calling India as ‘unlikely democracy’ (meaning what these people know about democracy), nothing but arrogance and lack of rootedness, or the sardarji who praised emergency (and got Padma award!!) recites gayathri mantram for his bowel movement (to take a recent example from Net. I am told his irreverence makes him endearing, also collection of demented bad jokes. Even President took time to drop in!! )…well Hindus don’t mind taking these, how about saying something on Koran on these lines. I guess he will loose his secular tag. These are very few examples, ridiculing hindus is how elite has been defining itself since colonial period, with market needs in recent times things have become only worse. It is not an exaggeration but the contribution of this section feeding fringe groups and thus defining themselves (with media help) and on polarisation in society is not insignificant. In the end these theatrics, playing to audience on both sides only makes matter worse for us common people in the streets, we are the one who suffer the most (and yes Turd is a Gandhian!!).World has changed rapidly in last decade or so, its futile to push Hindus only, veil issue, Danish cartoons have shown the hypocrisy of Indians who masquerade as ‘secular’ …..more on this sometime later!!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

We need to talk about Botox Turd

It is important that we spend some time trying to know Botox Turd, not that she is worth it but it will give insight into a mindset which has become quite common.

Botox Turd is an actress who has packaged herself quite successfully as ‘intellectual artist’\ ‘thinking actress’ for some decades now, and so has reaped huge benefits. She started her career as ‘accidental find’, when she was fresh out of the institute. The ‘accidental’ part is a joke since it doesn’t require much thinking to know that she got the role where many deserving didn’t, because of her father. Incidentally I have immense respect for this woman’s father, he was incredibly talented and a great human, no pretensions. But Botox Turd is a different breed (I guess she is the product of crassness of our time) she used him to his last breath. Poor man must be wriggling in his grave. Botox Turd’s success in positioning has more to do with her “validh” (very valid!!).

If she did work in some excellent movies (as also crass) the credit should go to the script writers and the Director but Botox Turd usurped all that to come out as a savior, being a muslim made it easy. Further there were (and still are) people much talented than her, ending up in TV serials or no work (I had the opportunity to watch theatre troupes from small towns they are incredible). During the shooting of one of her early movie the story she doesn’t stop elaborating is about how she went to observe a woman who lived in abject poverty as her study material (it is astounding how they use people). And what she found was (hold your breath on this) that how people could live without AC!!!. Atleast it is better than another actress-parliamentarian who came to know about poverty in India through movies! (I don’t blame her without a background that Turd has she will make such blatantly stupid statement). So Turd came to know that people could live without AC, this was early 1970s!!. Then Turd famously went in for bookh hartal for slum dwellers. This worked well for her and she is reaping on it even now.

There are some very committed, not famous, not wanting any fame, who are involved in some incredible activities around the country like say to give some recent example Irom Sharmila in Manipur who was in hunger for weeks or say the anganwadi worker whose hands were chopped an year back, and many many millions who carry on with their job without attaching much significance to their contribution. But Botox Turd doing even a small thing is event, she does have backyard NGO which she supports as part of packaging and she will see to that she gets maximum mileage on this. One wonders how will many of these pretentious people survive without slums or street children, where is the photo-op!!. Some of the NGOs based next to power centers also try to buy or influence genuine NGOs based in villages so as to accrue benefit, NGO ladies and gentleman is one big licking space.

An Amitabh Bachchan, a Rajnikanth, Shah Rukh Khan or any other immensely popular actor have done more to the country by means of paying huge tax (offcourse there are tax evasions but accept it- what they give as tax is very significant like multi-millionaires in other field). Any child will tell you that the basic infrastructural needs, government doles to poor and so on come from this money (yes even garbage collection). A contribution Botox Turd can only dream since she was never popular and so less earning (she is the only blot in one of my favorite movie Amar Akbar Anthony. Any guesses on how she got that role??!!. She knew she can never be popular so she packaged the ‘concerned celebrity’ part and since being licking.

So are we against celebrity endorsing cause??. Off course not. But the celebrity has to be famous, popular, it assures reach. We are indebted to Shah Rukh Khan for taking time from his very busy schedule to enlighten people on keeping street clean (off course more than ads focus need to be at the educational level). Botox Turd was never popular nor she can claim be to more concerned than anyone else, just acting in certain movies doesn’t give her that position, she acted in equally crass failed movies. Democracy functions with pressure groups (not lobbies); it needs some very committed genuine people, meaning people who function at grassroots-carrying years of experience and involvement, they add dimensions missed by the gloss. They are the one who should have impact on policy making. People like Botox Turd diffuse the seriousness of the issue, and in the stampede for self promotion they crass, they caricature the situation. People like her blur the lines and bring in the elements of crassness and gross, at the expense of addressing severe problems common people face. They use it as an opportunity to self promote. Incidentally Turd even has recipe for Kashmir problem!!...well the nearest she got to Kashmir was pillion riding Abdullah boy (most of the Kashmir problem can be traced to Farooq Abdullah’s amazing incompetence and equally passionate speaking skills…it took people sometime to see through the charade….now he does the rounds of TV studios. He is also the member of BCCI. It’s a round world with Jaitley boy also sharing some experience on licking!!. Indian cricket is in safe hands and so are programmers in TV studios!!).

Being a Muslim is what has helped Botox Turd immensely (in Indian context a muslim is automatically a secular…Turd is much more than that), what has she to do with problems common Muslims face is a mystery. In case one forgets a Muslim is a human first, so it is not necessary that only a Muslim can understand the problems of Muslim, particularly those who are poor. Anyway she never had any views, it was mostly to be on the safer side (sophisticate, diplomatic whatever one said). She did try to rush to Imrana (with media) but then that was before they decided on who should be NCW Chairperson, which Turd was salivating for.

Making statements from studios or moving arse in ‘intellectual circle’ doesn’t add much nor makes anyone bold (she is only a packaged counterpart of Shahi Imam, providing ‘bites’). What matters is common people at common places doing some extraordinary work and they get the institutional support. Pimping for poor is an old business which has recently got very lucrative. If any popular actor involves himself or herself is welcomed but pretenders are what we need be careful about. They squat themselves near power centers; they have occupied a space which popular actors have no time or inclination for. There is a huge lick here, media complies as it add to the gloss. Botox Turd has been hugely successful in this.

Post Script: This woman is an opportunist and as crude it can get. Even in her prime she talked trash (like on Smita Patil…Turd can never be Smita Patil. Smita Patil was best of hindi movie could ever produce), she foul mouthed (documented by none other than Mrinal Sen). People do mellow down with age but Turd gets cruder, probably trying to keep up scoring brownie points with her counterparts and yes the Market needs. If despite her background the woman is such a disgust then think if she was from slums, abusive surrounding. A woman from slums making their living is more inspiring, botox turd has to learn her lessons, some very humbling (her father was extremely subtle, civilized man). This woman has a big ego, despite a hypocrite she sees herself a savior. For audience like us it is rather funny. And it should remain that way, people can decide for themselves, it is only when they start licking at responsible position that we need be cautious. It is shocking that she was nominated to Rajya Sabha (Mahajan ??)

Disclaimer: The photograph of an actress is an accidental inclusion!!!!!. S**li R*ndi???

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Ideally one should not trash people….well we don’t live in ideal world further Botox Turd is no sacred cow she is as devious as people can get. Also there is a common understanding on civility but if trash is the truth what can you do??? By shirking from harsh truth aren’t we not being irresponsible? Some try to be diplomatic, this suit scoundrels perfectly. Diplomacy is minor hiccup, it helps both the sides to acknowledge and share, a non-judgmental mush. No questions asked. They gestate and thrive in this pool. Incidentally this is the pool Gandhi so effectively tapped, and they gave back the compliment. Though it was Britishers who were charming on matters of diplomacy, and so on one side you exploit people and fatten, in elite circle be in the best of behavior. They have been since a perfect role model for elite in this country. Propriety is a charade they have created and this slant helps in consolidating their position. Propriety becomes a liability when balance is against them (this is quite an international phenomenon even reflected in policies of many nations like say USA. It therefore has individual and collective manifestations). So gandhism is another reason for squatting near positions of power, the hypocrisy of their lifestyle and what Gandhi really stood for is again another minor hiccup (offcourse some do make valiant attempt to modify the philosophy with ‘changing times’). It is actually considered quite ill-mannered to even raise these ethical ambiguities. It is a quaint world (as they say the motto of the coterie is mil baat ke khao bhai…..this should be the official slogan of India…satmayev jayathe is rather outdated, if not India atleast BCCI should take this suggestion seriously!!) There are many corrupt people (politicians are public figure so obvious example), but the corruption of using once influence not of position but inherited is most grievous. This is grievous since it takes away space for talented, deserving people, it is further tragic in an economical and social disparities ridden country like India. Take any example whether politics, business or culture the influence of family is rather stark. A son or daughter gets into power because of their parents influence, they get into positions of business or ‘entrepreneur’ with the socio-economic space provided due to inherited reasons, they even get exposure in popular space of entertainment because of parents (this is also very much true for dukhi atma movies referred to pretentiously as ‘art movie’…with few exceptions they really are pain much inferior than any popular movie….some people know how to lick the space for reason for awards or positioning as ‘concerned people’ in festivals. And botox turd to masticate that she is trying to-save-the-world-so-give-me-some-award). So Karan boy was right on target when he sang ‘its about loving the parents’….well he surely should be grateful, don’t know whether he would fit in as even as a office boy if he didn’t had that backing !! (I like the songs of his movies though). So where is the sacred ‘competence’ people keep referring to??. I guess it has more to do with subordinate level recruitments. Also those who overplay ‘respecting elders’ are basically incompetent and direct beneficiaries of nepotism. Indian culture respected knowledge; earlier experience was knowledge the reason elders were given respect as repositories of knowledge. So now if they want respect just because they are old and invoke ‘culture’ they should get a kick. They shouldn’t be allowed this cynical attempt to accrue power. Ever wonder certain section in elite have great respect for that scoundrel Chanakya??....well the dude legitimized unethical practices almost 2000 years back. Talk of ‘culture’!!!

In recent times the main passion though seems to be to capitalize on the angst of people, there is a huge space here to lick. The reason why Mahatma Gandhi has suddenly become a target of the elite section has nothing to do with this post globalization Gandhian guilt but with a smart realization that there is so much to lick. The area where not much attention is focused is how so called egalitarianism in the elite leads to rabid form of individualism. An individualism lacking any individuality, they loose all reference point, it is about scoring points within their circle, the most obnoxious part is when they use hapless like slum children for self promotion and positioning (Botox Turd is only an example in this cesspool). They use whatever they could to float in this morass; Gandhism is the latest fad in here.

In the stampede to pedestalise Gandhi (to suck on him would be a better way to describe) some very significant shortcomings have been swept under the carpet. However hard one may intellectualize Gandhi he was crass in more than many occasions. He was religious than spiritual the reason why he was blatantly casteist (the same afflicted Mother Theresa being religious made her obstinate about abortion and so on. They cannot see the truth can they?). Rather than being humanist he tried to play minority card like a cheap politician (khilafat was his intern…many ‘secular’ parties have exploited these with élan since then. One main reason for communalization of society. Minority fundamentalism’s contribution to mainstream Hindu Fundamentalists is quite significant than what is acknowledged). He surrounded himself with sycophants- the progenies have taken over. Gandhi tried to teach British variety of ‘propriety’, the superficialities that help make connections-the reason why the elite were ecstatic about him while Bhagath Singh and Subhash Chandra Bose where sidelined and even humiliated (no need to intellectualize his non violence and peace, he showed his deviousness-Tripuri, Poona pact…anyone??). His ‘experiment with truth’ really was sometimes not to do much with truth but exigencies and convenience. Indeed Gandhi did not really face the kind of misery or trouble some of his common followers, influenced by his ideas faced. Many underwent hardship and misery while Gandhians squatting near power centers amassed wealth and influence and have since passed on these tricks to their progenies or the new entrants to power circles. One wonders whether the ‘great leaders’ who played roles in freedom struggle would be still be great if they were not from certain social background. How much is their greatness riding on sacrifices of common people? Gandhi caps are now more of symbol of corruption is no coincidence.

What if we don’t have talent, competence or even are not popular we can still lick. The spoils are huge in matters of ‘culture’ so they have created a system of conscious for the sake of society and them as saviors. They do have family, elders who are veterans in this art, to tutor and guide them. Some people make it even with minimum of effort, infact it is effortless (botox turd does carry that gandhian extra long smile). Take the example of Padma awards, the annual nonsense or shall we say shame, since it is time to get the marks for sycophancy. Who are the people who decide these, obviously a coterie of people (do a statistics on who are the people who are awarded by the State and you will get all kinds of worms wriggling). Like economic policies these people have become as much sacred that no political changes tend to affect them, they have their pie cleverly spread.

This kind of influence is widespread in almost all field, they work on political correctness and posturing. The reason why mediocrity is institutionalized in almost every field has more to do with these factors. So although we have some very talented people they will never get the chance, will be squashed at the first instance if they appear threatening, in case they do come out, the system created insures that the benefit is accrued by certain quarters. Honchos riding Media or billion rupee BCCI are but minor example. They have also intellectualized themselves as if they are the only one who can understand poor or marginalized. Its kind of a long queue..….ending at TV studios, generally. (at one point I am told Brinda baby would even sleep at NDTV studio, she would call back and say meh jijaji ke yahan hoon!!. And then would play anthakshri with songs that had jijaji-only-words till the world needs her to save and also give votes, woman’s reservation anyone???. What about forest and wildlife??. ….well jijaji hain na !. But then jijaji is more into this-time-i-will-get-the-election-predictions-right tragic world. With each passing election he gets more and more dark lines under his eyes than anything else, but then we admire his persistence, haven’t got the Doctorate from the pawn shop!!. Some exit poll psycho this one.

Another great man in the history was Ambedkar, had to face more hardship even though he was brilliant, despite being a Cabinet Minister he was refused what was due. One wonders how much Mahatmahood would be granted to Gandhi by the elite, then and now, if he was from Scheduled Caste or a tribal?. How many businessmen would have filled the kitty? (Is it about being a bania that attracted certain influential section?). More than Gandhi it was his certain brand of followers who really spoiled whatever Gandhi ever try to implement or stood for. They were shocked that Mahatma Gandhi brought the issue of untouchability or that salt tax is what we should protest, most of them were from elite section even at the village level. Even today there are certain sections of society who carry shit…this in 21st century. They had many seminars, and positioned themselves as saviors, and they wore khadi and licked Gandhi…. but even today casteism exists in its most blatant form, matrimonial columns is just a tip of iceberg we acquaint. Two glass system in TN (these are the ‘OBCs’ who are getting reservation for terrorizing SCs!!. I guess this is Dravidian way of dealing with things) is a small example of this symptom. One wonders how much a decisive action (violence maybe) would have helped mobility in society in long term than gandhian licking considering how cruder things have become. It would have immensely helped to mitigate the traditional bias than ‘let’s change their mind’ of Gandhian tickle. This is what greatly helped the elite, they had nothing to loose but grab. Gandhism was used to appropriate and consolidate the reason they find Gandhi variety of protest so very appealing. It saves them the trouble. So let’s peacefully protest at Jantar Mantar in front of camera, then….???. You go back to your hell I go to my AC and have biriyani. I become an activist and try for bigger lick for people’s sake. It is more about packaging now. In the cruder times we live in, Gandhism is a joke played on common people. Gandhism in the context we live never helps the weak particularly in the matters of politics and change; it is used by powerful (and wannabees) to consolidate themselves at the expense of marginalized.

The elite realized there was more to gain from ‘peaceful protest’, passions need be controlled otherwise they would be in the line of fire, we aint want ‘million mutinies’ do we??!!. This helps them immensely to ‘represent’ the angst and so claim positions and favors (there are many who squat near power centers, today they lick on slums, street children,…and also now very chic subjects like AIDS, communalism and so on….they correctly realize there is huge gain here). Offcourse Gandhi tickled them with ‘trusteeship’ the dumb down version they took by heart. It is no wonder that the marginalized section adores Ambedkar and in many cases are viciously against Gandhians (they hate to be patronized as Harijan. Many of the Gandhian saviors were stranded!!. Geez we only wanted to help, don’t push us out!!). While the elite of society adore Gandhi (there is a cottage industry functioning here, patronizing is their passion), extending ‘polite’ lip service to Ambedkar.

Everything said and done Gandhi was certainly an admirable and quite a rare soul- a Mahatma, despite his shortcomings. There were many aspects about him that were immensely beautiful and endearing, which is not reflected by so called Gandhians. It is always easy to criticize great people, which is as dangerous as pedestalisation for personal gain. But this blogger maintains that his pandering of elite was his unbecoming and what was good about him is now being brought down by devious people for self promotion. Brand Gandhi is bankable commodity, high ROI !!! And yes Mahatma Gandhi would have never agreed to name Awards after him.

So what about Botox Turd???

Botox Turd who??

...well you have mentioned that in the title of this article, we thought its about her!!!

when we are discussing great people like Gandhi and Ambedkar it’s easy to ignore Botox Turd.

So nothing on latest antics of Turd??

We will definitely read about Botox Turd in the next article I assure you.

One last question who is Botox Turd???!!

……well all I can say is I strongly condemn use of words like ‘s**li r*ndi’, these are indecent. Nevertheless identity of Botox Turd will be revealed very soon…..no more questions please. Thank you.

Post script: when I was staying in Karol bagh (delhi) sometime back, guys had competition on who could use maximum abuse in a sentence!!!. Incidentally there was a chana jor garam wala who would come every week in the street corner…he was kind of crazy and had collection of songs filled with invectives and serious deviance, he was rallying point on Sunday noon, once in a month.

Although I am against any form of abuse words, with woman like Botox Turd even ‘s**li r*ndi’ is mild. And colonoscopy (strictly not in medical terms) is even a milder action!!.

Disclaimer: it is rather unfortunate the kind of abuse words used, it focuses on emasculation. In patriarchal society this affects the ego structure, the reason so widely used. This blogger has absolutely nothing against prostitutes- those functioning at the lower strata, and not nympho of Juhu.